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Black Alley Craft Cannabis | Donkey Piss - 14G Canadian Made
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Indica
THC: 34%
CBD: 0.25%
Cultivated By: Black Alley Craft Cannabis
Genetics: SOCAL Cat Piss x Afgani IBL
Donkey Piss is not for the faint of heart—this heavy-hitting indica-dominant hybrid pushes the envelope with its bold ammonia-forward aroma, sticky resin-coated buds, and staggering 34% THC. Bred from the infamously pungent SoCal Cat Piss and a potent Afghani IBL, with GMO adding funky, skunky fuel to the mix, this strain is designed for seasoned smokers looking for a powerful, long-lasting effect.
Genetics and Lineage
- SoCal Cat Piss – Known for its eye-watering ammonia-like aroma and cerebral buzz.
- Afghani IBL – A landrace strain that brings dense buds, sedation, and hashy undertones.
- GMO (influence) – Adds deep funk, gas, and knockout potency to the mix.
This combo results in a wild, funky profile that leans into old-school stink and modern potency.
Appearance
- Dense, frosty nugs saturated in amber trichomes.
- Buds are sticky to the touch, practically dripping with resin.
- Coloration ranges from vibrant green to darker forest hues, with burnt orange pistils interwoven throughout.
This flower screams potency at first glance.
Aroma
- Dominated by sharp ammonia, rotten meat, and urine-like pungency—true to its name.
- Secondary notes of diesel, garlic, and sour funk emerge when broken up.
- Complex, aggressive, and undeniably unique.
A true connoisseur’s nose strain.
Flavor
- Inhale brings sharp chemical and gas notes that hit the back of the throat.
- Exhale mellows into a savory garlic funk, with a lingering earthy-diesel finish.
- Deep, rich, and intense—just like the aroma promises.
Not a dessert strain—this is raw, unfiltered gas.
Effects
- Immediate head rush with a creeping, heavy body high that settles in fast.
- Ideal for evening sessions, relieving stress, anxiety, chronic pain, and insomnia.
- Known for inducing introspective thoughts, couch lock, and uncontrollable laughter when shared socially.
- Best for experienced users—newcomers may find its potency overwhelming.
Terpene Profile
- Caryophyllene – Adds spice and helps with inflammation and stress.
- Limonene – Offers a touch of citrus to balance the funk and uplift the mood.
- Myrcene – Provides sedation and body-heavy effects.
- Sulfur-based compounds – Responsible for the unique "piss/funk" aroma.
Conclusion
Donkey Piss is a loud, sticky, knockout strain with some of the nastiest funk you’ll find in a flower—and that’s exactly why it’s loved. With lineage traced back to Cat Piss, Afghani, and GMO, it delivers serious gas, intense high, and unrivaled bag appeal. If you’re chasing that stanky, skunky, eye-watering power, Donkey Piss has your name all over it.